So, I had to work Halloween this year.
Oh, lordy. We all know what this means.... bring on the crazies.
Oh, the strange costumes...
DKA, everywhere...
And offensive "Sexy Nurse" costumes...
And Sexy Nurse References from patients...
(Don't diminish my profession to a skanky costume!!)
Hyped up Peds Patients....
Strange injuries
And really not wanting to know the answer to the question, "You were injured HOW??"
I guess now we all know the answer to the question, "What would THEY do for a Klondike Bar?"
Of course there's run of the mill drunkenness
"I'm gonna need a sec and a wet washcloth to figure out if drunken injury or just good costume makeup"
But at least you stayed away from the giant bag of candy in the breakroom!
Just kidding
Happy Halloween, y'all!
